Silly story

A dinosaur once saw a chap with LOVE and HATE tattooed on his fingers. He
decided to get the same, so he stuck his foot through the door of the tattoo
parlour. "My needles won't get through your scales" said the startled tattoo
artist.

A road mender was using a pneumatic drill up the road, so the dinosaur asked
to borrow it.

"We've got another problem" said the artist. "You only have three toes on
your foot".

Now that was a puzzle!

Just then a Professor walked past, so they asked him for advice.

"That's easy" said the Professor. "Just do it in Latin".

So now a dinosaur is walking around with ODI and AMO on his toes.

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