Somebody on nz.general complained about people using pseudonyms

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I hide behind a pseudonym
But do not feel to blame,
I couldn't say the things I do
Under my rightful name.

I like to give you my advice
If no one tries to veto,
And find I do it twice as well
By staying incognito.

So folks I'll carry on this way
Though some of you might grouse,
And here's to all my newsgroup friends
From Miss Anony Mouse!