Silly story time again
Three burglars decided to rob a small row of factories by getting in through the roof. But the roof was weak and they fell through.
One fell into a bakery and landed in a vat of custard.
One fell into a greetings card workshop and landed in a vat of gold paint.
Both were captured.
The third fell into a chocolate firm and landed in the wrapping machine. He extricated himself from the wrapping, "Curses! Foiled again!", and escaped.
Next morning he turned up at the court to see what had happened to his mates. He asked an official standing outside.
"Oh" said the official, "One was found guilty, and the other was remanded in custody".
One fell into a bakery and landed in a vat of custard.
One fell into a greetings card workshop and landed in a vat of gold paint.
Both were captured.
The third fell into a chocolate firm and landed in the wrapping machine. He extricated himself from the wrapping, "Curses! Foiled again!", and escaped.
Next morning he turned up at the court to see what had happened to his mates. He asked an official standing outside.
"Oh" said the official, "One was found guilty, and the other was remanded in custody".
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